The shameless greed of the average bar in Milan - reminiscent dell'Autogrill medium (ie dell'Autogrill, as are all the same) - could not fail to arouse the attention of those in structure , ideology and training, capable of heights of greed and cunning much higher than ours.
That is, the Chinese comrades - who are in the hands of Milan more or less like my brother's hand when the board of Risk is to pull off the target.
do not need to be employees of the conspiracy or register to view it: simply, vai sotto a casa a prendere il cappuccino e, a dartelo, al posto di Mario, c'è Wang Xiu - che per comodità ha per altro deciso di farsi chiamare Mario. Il caffé in media non è peggiore di quello che bevevi prima e scopri che non ti mancano poi tanto le frasi di circostanza di Mario 1.0.
Insomma, è tutto identico - il che vuol dire che neanche a Wang Xiu gliene frega un granché di metterci dell'anima dentro alle patatine, all'impianto stereo, ai tavolini e via dicendo. Se vuoi un succo di frutta, come in un qualsiasi bar milanese di milanesi, quello ti prende un succo di frutta dal frigo, lo apre, lo versa in un bicchiere che speri pulito e te lo mette sul bancone (costo dell'operazione: circa 3 euro, roba che se mi dici where's the fridge I do). Except that, in addition, understands that to beat the bar next to it is better to mess with the Chinese - which means lower prices and keep open more or less forever.
If the bar is an Italian side, begin to say that it is impossible to work so much and make such low prices, which surely they do something horrible in the back. If the neighbor is already a Chinese bar, it will just remove the more or less and begin to stay open forever. Which is a definite advantage for you are looking for a croissant at Easter (but not only: the Chinese in Milan will save lives and the belly often and more willingly), but it also means that you enter the bar is practically the shaping of the non-Italian dreams we had before - carried out by someone who knows how to make cash without too much chatter.
Valga such as the establishment of a brilliant Chinese management in a wretched bar Viale Corsica: the china come in, do not change anything - teaching, bar, names and compositions of the sandwiches - but simply to lower prices dramatically with erasing the previous marker on the menu and typing in the wrong way alongside the new prices. In addition, they invent a card that sandwich after sandwich accumulate points and win prizes behind the counter - or a string of improbable objects recovered left and right, going by the OSCE Mondadori faded Susanna Tamaro to pretend sword Chinese port to buddha brush to the saber real (top prize, such as ten complete passes). In other words: not only do the sandwiches the same as what was there before, but we do them well and we'll pay less than we found in the attic.
Genes.
that the Chinese are the new evolutionary step of Milan? Moreover, it comes after the ostrich velociraptor - not vice versa.
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