One day someone started to put tables on the calorie packs.
Since I am not a food that a commercial benefit by being more energy (has anyone ever written such as " new recipe: now even more fat! ?), It is clear that every manufacturer will try to totalone publish tables where the calories and fat are low in part, as much as possible (to date, marvel at the mystical kCal diet Coke Zero: I can drink diet coke really up to plus infinity?). I may therefore imagine gangs of various kinds between those who commission the table and the lab that actually provides, as well as various types of natural or chemical agents that change the results while not changing the substance in its cicciosità. The fact that I can
lucubrate what, never having followed a chemistry lesson from start to finish means first of all to make public the fact that the threatening and complicated world of calories is part of a broader strategy.
Until ten years ago, people ate, and he knew that ten balls are worth more than a meatball, which weighs less than a pound of salad on your waist a pound of tiramisu and so on.
Now, if you wish, but I could transform the meatballs in the same numbers and come to an equivalence-salad tiramisu that will let me know how much I eat salad to even an ounce of tiramisu.
But I do not, basically because I still do not know a fucking one, not two earthen account in my calculations of a number of factors that the reader believes CorriereSalute should be aware of (some proteins are so similar in ics, some fats are tripled, while others are divided if you drink grapefruit juice, etc.), three background survives the huge spectrum of metabolism - a term which explains why some people eat tiramisu and a free ride remains the same while the other is swollen with the salad.
Someone gave me short of scientific instruments worthy of CSI, however, and did so, however, that my only possibility di analisi stia nel totalone o nel subtotale dei grassi - riducendo il tutto a un discorso di più grasso / meno grasso.
Seguendo questo filo e rinunciando ai più banali (e sensati) ragionamenti dell'era pre-tabellica, è sensato credere che l'industria alimentare si dia dannatamente da fare per uno dei tre seguenti obiettivi 1) portare a zero i grassi nelle tabelle 2) eliminare l'intera sezione grassi dalle tabelle 3) eliminare i grassi dal mondo.
Se ciò accadesse (basta tener d'occhio le tabelle per vedere come procede la cospirazione anti-grassi), evidentemente la guerra si sposterebbe contro i carboidrati prima e le proteine poi.
Quando il campo apparirà sgombro, ogni alimento sarà a calorie zero e la gente will still be divided into fat people and skinny people and people swells after liters of diet coke.
At that point, finally, start a holy war against the last surviving - vitamins, for years the flag of the army of well-being.
Almost overnight, those who today believe in the fight against the allied invecchiamentocellulare / cold / orecchieasventola be implicated as the main responsible for all the rolls that still hide the navel.
flower studies, and researchers at the University of Vattelapesca American team, will tell the world that the vitamins are the enemy, and changing eating habits as soon as possible.
And finally, the packaging is written like "new Recipe: less vitamins, more fat .
's just a matter of time.
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